The Denver Picayune

The Strange Saga of Roy Thomas

When outfielder Roy Thomas was acquired from the Philadelphia Phillies this spring, he was expected to provide a spark to the top of the Bears batting order. His bat-handling skills and base thievery bedeviled National League pitchers at the turn of the century. Unfortunately, he is now doing the same thing to Bears management. Thomas has had a series of off-field incidents this year that have the Bears brass answering a lot of questions, which usually make the tight-lipped Austin family very nervous. In spring training, Thomas quickly gained a reputation for carousing in the local Denver watering holes and for enjoying the company of "a certain kind of woman." While this sort of thing is common in baseball circles, Thomas is apparently taking it to new heights.

Thomas suffered an inflamed knee in June, allegedly while sliding into third base. Dancer Gina LaFrance, who works at the Cheetah lounge on third street, claimed that Thomas was straining to give her a "gratuity" during her performance, and was then taken outside by Tiny, the club's bouncer, for some "politeness lessons." Other stories of odd behavior, have followed Thomas throughout the season, but were largely discounted- until the bizarre incident last month during batting practice before the Bears' game with the San Francisco Locomotives.

Thomas was taking batting practice before the Wednesday afternoon game, a Bears batboy, Ted Cleaver, 16, was having a conversation with Locos slugger Wally Post.

Suddenly, according to eyewitnesses, Thomas charged from the cage and attacked Cleaver. Before stunned bystanders could react, two local teenagers, identified as George Rutherford, 16, and Edward Haskell, 18, jumped from the stands a ran to Cleaver's aid. The four were soon separated by Stadium security. The teenagers were unhurt, while Thomas, who was arrested, received a black eye and a split lip.

Batboy Cleaver seemed surprised by Thomas' attack. "I was just watching Mr. Thomas hit and I wondered why he was hitting funny," Cleaver explained. "So I turned to Mr. Post and said, 'Gee Wally, why's that guy hitting so many foul balls?' Post apparently replied humorously to the youngster's question, and he began laughing. This was when Thomas attacked the youth.

Thomas' attorney, Vincent Calzone, put a different spin on the events. "My client was minding his own business when these ruffians, these three 'youts' attacked him with malice aforethought." When the facts come out, I promise you, my client will be seen as a hero, defending himself against terrible odds."

The league office did not hesitate in disciplining Thomas. "We cannot tolerate this kind of aggression against the youth of America" STATS league comissioner John Dewan stated in a press release. We will make sure this monster is prosecuted to the full extent of the law."

In a court hearing last week, Thomas pleaded guilty to a charge of "reckless stupidity" and was given 30 days probation. The league office, meanwhile, suspended Thomas for seven games, the longest suspension given for fighting this year in the rough-and-tumble Panhandle league.

Many league insiders wondered if Thomas would receive more leniency from the league office, remembering the light treatment Oscar Charleston received earlier in the year. The Bears front offices lack of intervention in this case fueled speculation that Thomas was in owner "Tommy the Animal" Austin's doghouse in view of recent tabloid stories placing Thomas in the company of team co-owner Candy Hotcakes at local after-hours nightclubs.

Inside sources on the Bears speculate that Thomas is maneuvering for a managing job with the organization in the event of a front office coup, with co-owner Candy Hotcakes ousting her husband from day-to-day operations.

Third base coach Ken Agard seemed unperturbed by such rumors when asked last Saturday. "Tell that Humpty if he wants to manage a ball team he better learn the stinkin' steal sign first."

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Roster Moves Cause
Clubhouse Rumbles

New Acquisitions Controversial

Binkley Smith
Picayune staff writer

As the Panhandle West race heats up, the surprising Bears in the fight of their lives.

Although they have struggled lately, the Bears are just one back of defending champions California and the always tough Burlingame Panthers.

The entire division has been very tough this year, with second division clubs Belmont, Hillcrest, and San Francisco playing tough ball, conceding nothing to the division leaders.

The Bears have had their troubles in the month of August. A four-game home set against the California Quakes gave the Bears the opportunity to lack the race away, but instead they played Santa Claus, allowing the Quakes to sweep them, losing their four-game lead in a matter of days.

Although the Bears regrouped from that disaster, taking three of four from the Quakes at Camden Yards, they continued stumbling, losing series to perennial nemeses Hillcrest and Belmont, who are 11-4 and 10-5, respectively, against the Bears this year.

Whiz Kid General Manager Tom Austin III has not been idle during the stretch drive. He has made several daring and controversial roster moves last month, with decidedly mixed results. In early August Austin packaged injured middle reliever Pablo Torrealba and slumping second baseman Newt Allen and sent them to the San Antonio Broncos in exchange for fireballing righthander Cyclone Joe Williams. Ezra Sutton filled in at second base for a week, when hard-hit pitcher Rube Walberg was traded to the Chicago Cubs for second baseman/outfielder Riggs Stephenson.

The blockbuster trades were not universally welcomed in Denver. Heralded fastballer Williams started slowly for the Bears, getting pounded three times and having four shaky outings before finding his form. Although second baseman Newt Allen had slumped to a season-low .207, he was playing stellar second base, leading the league in fielding percentage and assists. Stephenson, his replacement, is a solid hitter, but carries and apparently well-deserved reputation for clanky glove work. Stephenson has lived up to both reputations as a Bear, hitting a solid .275 with power, but making an unbelievable seven errors in his second week on the team (Allen had made two errors all year).

Shortstop Mark Belanger was one of those not happy with the trade. "Okay, Allen wasn't hitting. Then again, they expected me to hit .207 and Newt to hit .265. So here I am hitting .265, it seems they could have given him a little more time." Manager Austin said that he understood how these players felt. "It really hurts to give up defense like that, but our offense is sputtering like a bad barbecue. Riggs will be the lighter fluid at the top of the lineup."

The trades of Torrealba and Walberg are more typical of the rough Panhandle world for players. Torrealba had been a bargain find for the Bears, filling a vital middle relief role at just $16,000 a year. Then he was put on the disabled list and, like so many other hard luck Panhandlers, was released. There is talk among the Panhandle players of forming a union, but so far, players who are too visible organizing are quickly gone, especially on the Bears, with its ownership's history abrupt "settlements" of disputes.

Walberg is a more typical case. The $45,000 lefthander was the Bears' stopper when they were climbing from the cellar in June, but July found him struggling to find the plate, falling to a 4-8 record. General Manager Austin said he understood that sometimes pitchers can struggle, but "we're in a race here. I feel sorry for Rube and his family, but we've got a race to win here." Asked if he was done constructing the team, Austin only replied, "Stay tuned...."

Retraction

Last week Milo Bloom, our staff writer, wrote a story implying that Thomas Austin Sr. had some sort of "unsavory" business connections, implying some sort of "underworld" ties. We here at the Picayune feel very strongly about our journalistic ethics, and we understand how others could feel as strongly about their own reputations. Accordingly, we extend our deepest apologies to upstanding community citizen Thomas Austin for any mistaken impressions our most unfortunate article may have left. Let us further take this opportunity to laud Austin for the many fine works he has done here in our Denver community, and extend our heartfelt promise to cover the Austin family business, and indeed all local stories, with the utmost in fairness and discretion.

Staff writer Bloom has taken an indefinite leave of absence.


Copyright ©1998 by Tom Austin

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