Dave's Aliens

By David Beck

*** Warning: This document contains naughty words and "adult" themes. If my parents are reading this document, they are hereby asked to note the byline, because this time it's Dave's fault.***

Two types of aliens are listed here: monster and humanoid. The monster aliens can have human-like forms but are, for the most part, distinctly bizarre. Aliens can be either benevolent or malevolent. Creativity and imagination is certainly a criterion for the following ranking, but the primary basis for evaluation will be how striking the alien is, how strongly it affects us -- makes our hearts jump into our mouths, our eyes open wide and our jaws drop. Thus the benevolent and/or more formless aliens will not be rated as high. The number next to each monster alien is how far the viewer jumps out of his or her seat at its appearance, in centimeters. The number next to the humanoid aliens is how much one's eyebrow is raised, in millimeters.

Monster Aliens

Humanoid Aliens

This does not include "regular" aliens, such as Klingons, Romulans, Andorians, or Orion slave girls.

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