First Place? What Are the Giants Doing There?

by Gregg Pearlman


Monday, July 21, 1997

EEEEEE! Contributing Editor David Beck said, "Why don't you write about why the Giants are in first place?" Simple request. Simple answers? Not really. But I'll try.

Before we talk about what the Giants are doing in first place, let's first take "It's July" -- which, incidentally, is the title of the July installments, and I'm doing this because I want to maintain some perspective. We've played 98 games. Our current record is 55-43 (51-36 at the All-Star Break, mind you, and 39-38 since our 16-5 start). The Giants have already won about as many I expected them to win for the whole season, and clearly I was wrong about that (and delighted to admit it). We're sitting atop the National League West by three games. With 64 to go. Our magic number is 62. It's July.

But that works both ways. At the break, the Giants had a six-game lead on the Dodgers, who had just started putting it together at the same time the Rockies decided to drop like a stone. Now the Dodgers are three games out. And to those who say -- almost literally -- "Watch out, battery-chuckers! Our Dodgers are gonna crawl all over your ass! We're gonna be in first place soon! Hahahahahahahahahahaha!" I say, "Look, it's July." Well, right now, the Dodgers are 52-46, three games out, and kicking butt in the National League. Near as I can tell, the only feasible explanation for this is: They're the Dodgers, and this is what the Dodgers do. Not to take anything away from them: they've played very well; they're a better team, in my opinion, than any of their NL West competition. You should never rule out the Dodgers.

In fact, that is pretty much a dictum among Giants fans: Never Rule Out the Dodgers. It's as simple, true, and important as:

There. Simple rules to live by -- among which is, Never Rule Out the Dodgers. Never. Even when they're mathematically eliminated, as those of us who haven't blocked 1993 from our minds remember. It doesn't matter if the uniformed personnel consists entirely of three -year-olds, ferrets, and hydrangeas: Don't count 'em out. The role of the Dodgers is to make Giants fans miserable. And they do their job so well.

Dave informs me that if the Dodgers win the division, evidently they will have come back from their largest deficit in club history. My gut reaction was, "No way!" But Dave said, "How often are the Dodgers that far out of first?" Oh, yeah. Forgot.

Now, Dave and I expect the Giants to be well out of first place by the end of the next homestand. Sure, this is standard Giants Fan Pessimism, but bear in mind where that comes from: We've been burned so many times before. It's hard to be particularly optimistic. It's hard not to be in a mode of waiting for the other shoe to drop.

Not only that, but let's look at the team we're talking about here, and, indeed, let's examine Dave's question: Why are the Giants in first place?

Why are the Giants in first place?

Damn, I dunno. There are a bunch of factors, certainly. I'm certain many more could be brought to my attention than these:

Let's look at this team, position by position:


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Last updated 7/21/97
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